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buy generic zocor The Salon article complains about how Guy yells at the viewers, “ranting like an imbecile on fire,” while stuffing food into his face. I can’t argue with any of that. But I actually like watching recipes come together with things like 1/2 cup of garlic powder, five pounds of beef, a dozen onions and an entire bottle of ketchup stirred in a pot the size of a hot tub with a paddle you could use to spank sumo wrestlers. The whole concoction usually gets slid into the oven for two hours, no matter what is being made: this seems to be the magical time frame. Whatever comes out usually looks pretty tasty, and Guy always takes a big drippy, greasy bite, smacks his lips and says something like “That’s killer!”
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Then there’s Food Network’s offering from this part of the world: Siba’s Table, in which a gorgeous young South African woman makes crispy baked gammons and towering fruity trifles against the backdrop of Cape Town’s shining mountains. Siba makes South African fusion food, like peppadew dip or mfino fritters, turning a humble staple like maize meal into a fancy treat garnished with smoked salmon and crème fraiche. It is a pleasure just to listen to her cultured, soothing voice while she sautés a medley of vegetables and reminds us “we are a rainbow nation after all—a little color won’t hurt.” Classy, elegant, and understated—Siba is everything Guy Fieri isn’t (not to mention Paula Deen). So naturally, you can’t watch her show on the Food Network in the United States. However, ten episodes just launched on the Cooking Channel, so soon you should be able to see Siba’s grace for yourself and also learn how to pronounce “potjieko.”
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I especially like Siba’s show because she gets most of her ingredients from local grocery store chain Woolworth’s (I recognize the packaging). This makes hers the only show where I can source all of the necessary items for the recipe right here in Botswana. Of course, actually making the recipes is a small or non-existent part of the cooking show experience, as Michael Pollan and others have noted (“How is it that we are so eager to watch other people browning beef cubes on screen but so much less eager to brown them ourselves?”). But when I lust after the Contessa’s delicious ginger cookies with molasses and candied ginger, I want to make and taste them myself, which is mighty hard unless some kind person wants to mail me these pantry items by slow boat African post and I want to wait two months to receive them.
If I had my own cooking show I would wear my comfy yoga pants, talk gloriously about farmers’ market vegetables, and then show everyone how to make a quesadilla, since that’s pretty much what I make every day. I would demonstrate to the viewers how to balance a toddler on one hip while hauling tortillas and cheese out of the fridge, highlight how much friendly yellow Labradors enjoy scraps of avocado dropped on the floor, and note helpfully to the audience how everything comes out better when you are munching on little squares of dark chocolate while cooking to keep your blood sugar up. It would be a hit I’m sure.